i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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