he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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