I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Randomize
