Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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