what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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