i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Randomize
