So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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