i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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