is your mom at the bar?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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