I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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