We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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