is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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