I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Randomize
