Sry I called you an 8
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
