normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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