I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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