quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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