Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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