I wanna bring you to show and tell
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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