at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
