I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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