Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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