I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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