Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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