I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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