I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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