Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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