I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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