it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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