There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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