He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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