At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
it's like heaven, but drunker
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
ok first of all what the fuck
God, I missed his penis.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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