So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You're a waste of cheezeits
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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