I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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