i'm signing you up for texting rehab
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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