So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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