just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
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