I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Me too!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
he was CRYING into my vagina
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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