Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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