I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
