no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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