Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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