I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i now understand why vodka
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