I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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