Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
