apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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