This girl is more easily done than said...
Michael Bay diarrhea
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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