I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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