She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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