I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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