I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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