Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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