yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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