Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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