im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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